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Yesterday a military court found Private Lynndie England, a sort of David Lynchian take on Gomer Pyle, guilty of abusing inmates at the Abu Ghraib prison. The prison abuses, which by all accounts were extensive and creative, have officially been rectified. Justice is served and everyone can go home happy (except for the people still [...]

TAKING OUR LEAD from Intel, Cmail is proud to announce that we’re developing a whole new numbering scheme for our pages. Instead of numbering pages logically from zero up to 26362, like this one, we have decided to take advantage of an older scheme which will make life much simpler for our Latin readers, whose [...]

COMEDY Most “comedy” writing on television is just terrible and bland. Here’s an example of a typical “King of Queens” joke: Husband: I can’t find my car keys! Wife: Maybe you should be less forgetful! Husband: I remembered your birthday last year! Wife: Yes, but only after I reminded you! *audience laughs* That’s weak. I’ve [...]

There’s been a lot of talk about the upcoming “Console Wars” See our earlier article about Xbox360 vs PS3. We think it would be better to focus on the future of gaming, or some similar nonsensical string of buzzwords, like the “Paradigm of Virtual Life” You see I’m so clever I could just title this [...]

Today’s pic – courtesy of SomethingAwful.com

Every damn day. We all know the oppressive, addicting, internet-black-hole that is Myspace. We all have friends on there, whether or not you know it, whether or not you’d like it, you’re on there, your friends are on there, and if you’re not on there, there’s probably a fansite dedicated to your genitals or sleeping [...]