Cliche Translations
2 Nov
| -digging a hole for yourself | Pre-Gravedigger saying |
| -bit off more than you could chew | Warning before teeth were invented |
| -cut off your nose to spite your face | A common medieval practice |
| -livin’ in the fast lane | Meth addict |
| -greatest thing since sliced bread | The greatest Vertical Portal since Google! |
| -green with envy | A rare afflication of jealous bitches |
| -chip off the old block | Back when men were wooden |
| -don’t bite the hand that feeds you
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unfinished: bite the FOOT that feeds you |
| -better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all | Ancient Greek Joke |
| -the emperor wears no clothes | Ancient Greek Tradition |
| -plenty of fish in the sea | When bestiality was more accepted |
| -what will be will be | Stuff is stuff |
| -if it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing right | Don’t fuck this up |
| -if at first you don’t succeed, try and try again | Keep going till I tell you to stop |
| -there’s no time like the present | Hey it’s about now… now |
| -waiting with baited breath | Stop eating sushi |
| -potty/toilet mouth | Talking Shit |
| -mouth like a sailor | Very gay and/or italian |
| -a snail’s pace | Like being behind the fat lady in the supermarket |
| -you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink | Correction: That fucking horse WILL drink. |
| -stupid is as stupid does | Dumbass |
| -catch as catch can | cootchy-coo? |
| -busy as a bee | Minimum Wage Worker |
| -old as the hills | Pre-Bon-Jovi |
| -been around the block a few times | A slut that fucks whores |
| -just fell off the turnip truck | Immigrant worker |
| -read me like a book | Amateur Vivisection |
| -a rolling stone gathers no moss | The Rolling Stones suck… |
| -shot to hell | FRAGGED |
| -shot in the dark | Shot through the heart |
| -shoot first, ask questions later | LA Police Tactics were used |
| -trouble with a capital "T" | Illiterate Gang members |
| -shotgun wedding | Bridal Gangbang |
| -been there, done that | Ex-girlfriends |
| -knee jerk reaction | Getting hit in the balls |
| -a chain is only as strong as its weakest link | You have a gay friend |
| -an eye for an eye. a tooth for a tooth | Organ swapping is okay |
| -one bad apple spoils the bunch | Your weird uncle Larry |
| -something rotten in Denmark | The Danish are Filthy |
| -Vini, Vidi, Vici | The truth is in the Brine: A form of Sea Monkey worship. |
| -monkey see, monkey do | They mean sea monkeys, and they do |
| -cool as a cucumber | You are a squash |
| -if wishes were horses then beggars would ride | Fuck the homeless |
| -like a bat out of hell | Women drivers |
| -hindsight is 20-20 | Your ass has eyeballs |
| -better late than never | Better Never than really late |
| -once bitten, twice shy | Vampire alert! |
| -if you can’t walk the walk, don’t talk the talk
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The Handicapped should be gagged |
| -if you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen | Don’t eat cheese on sundays |
| -kill’em all, let God sort’em out | Sir, Yes, Sir |
| -walking on thin ice | Figure skaters |
| -beggars can’t be choosers | Poor people do what you tell them |
| -walking on eggshells | Anorexic Ballet |
| -knock on wood | Jerk off for luck |
| -damned if I do, Damned if I don’t | Damn it |
| -it’s a cakewalk | I like pie |
| -ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie | A gaping Vagina |
| -jumping on the bandwagon | Jumping on the Gaping Vagina |
| -passing the buck | Toss me that deer! |
| -too little too late | Sex with Asians |
| -till the cows come home | You fell asleep in the barn |
| -from dusk till dawn | I had sex with George Clooney |
| -like there’s no tomorrow | Tomorrow never Dies |
| -can’t see the forest for the trees | Your head is in your ass |
| -people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stone | Don’t vandalize near a witness |
| -time flies when you’re having fun | It takes 20 minutes to find your pants |
| -so hungry I could eat a horse | Hey I’m Fat! |
| -chew you a new asshole | Cannibalistic Surgery Requested |
| -well slap the dog & spit on the fire | This spoon requires washing |
| -from famine to feast | What happens to housewives |
| -selling like hotcakes | Drugdealing pays off |
| - the pot calling the kettle black | use a pipe to smoke weed |
| -when the going gets tough, the tough get going |
Punch your horse to make it go faster |
| -put my foot in my mouth | Podiatry is for everyone |
| -through hell or high water | Through NO-Clip and Wall-hacks |
| -it ain’t over till the fat lady sings | Fat People Ruin Parties |
| -it beats picking cotton | No one wants to be black |
| -like an accident waiting to happen | Like an Asian Driver |
| -if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it | Break this |
| -am I my brother’s keeper | My brother is a Dog |
| -if everybody else jumped off a bridge, would you? | If all your friends removed their spleens with salad forks would you? |
| -ask & you shall receive | Gimme that |
| -never look a gift horse in the mouth | Don’t kiss horses |
| -every rose has a thorn | Life ain’t nothing but bitches and money |
| -fit for a king | Birthday suit |
| -you can’t judge a book by its cover | People look funny |
| -there’s no honor among thieves | Rip off your criminal friends too |
| -no use flogging a dead horse | It’s illegal in most states anyway |
| -only the strong survive | Beat up weaklings |
| -survival of the fittest | If your clothes dont’ fit, God hates you |
| -the meek shall inherit the earth | Keep consuming you Capitolist bastards |
| -every dog has its day | Hump my leg! |
| -dead as a doorknob | This doornkob is a squirrel |
| -caught between a rock and a hard place | Prison sex |
| -you better straighten up and fly right | Turn Heterosexual and become a Pilot for Delta |
| -when hell freezes over | When you fix all your mental problems |
| -when pigs fly | That guy in the seat next to you on airplanes |
| -a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush | Don’t masturbate with parrots |
| -a penny saved is a penny earned | Get a real job |
| -more fun than a barrel of monkeys | Improper packing techniques may work in your favor |
| -one in a million | Where babies come from |
| -no use crying over spilled milk | Salt and milk taste terrible |
| -the grass is always greener on the other side | Your neighbor paints their lawn while you’re asleep |
| -you can’t teach an old dog new tricks | Dead animals can’t dance |
| -another face in the crowd | People suck |
| -shooting yourself in the foot | Missing the Money Shot |
| -two birds with one stone | KILLING SPREE |
| -never say never | James bond is here |
| -a watched pot never boils | Just smoke your Weed |
| -like shooting fish in a barrel | Like having sex with a blender |
| -what’s good for the goose is good for the gander | Stuff your pillow with ducks! |
| -we all have our crosses to bear | Jesus hates you |
| -skeletons in the closet |
I have to hide the bodies somehow |
| -the old gray mare just ain’t what she used to be | This is the most single most confusing statement in all human history |
| -fit to be tied | Bondage freaks |
| -to the victor goes the spoils | Hey Victor took out the trash! |
| -don’t make a mountain out of a molehill | Men with Big trucks |
| -all’s well that ends well | Vacation sucked |
| -give an inch, take a mile | Porn star magic |
| -judge not, lest ye be judged | Don’t be pointing fingers |
| -right as rain | This situation is damp |
| -et tu, Brute? | Word |
| -the die is cast | This Gamer is dead |
| -on top of the world | I’m in china |
| -that’s the way the cookie crumbles | My pastry is expired |
| -let sleeping dogs lie | Dogs are liars |
| -grin & bear it | Smile and Sleep through winter |
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