[12:55] Krystal: lol, u ass [12:55] WeaselBringer: well I was trying to park the other day [12:56] WeaselBringer: and I saw those gleaming empty handicapped spots sitting there begging for a cripple to slovenly drive into them and hit the safety raised curb [12:56] WeaselBringer: and I realized that I don’t just want to park, [...]

SUP YALL? I GOTS BRAIN PROBLEMS YO. Sup yall? I’m a driving asshole! You may have heard of me, or better yet heard me driving through your neighborhood at 3:32 AM, blasting my rap / hip hop / R&B music as loud as physics can possibly allow before causing the universe to collapse upon itself. [...]

The year was 1985, and Journey were the undisputed champions of rock ‘n roll. Briggs’ Rock Career was reaching it’s peak and he had just finished palying his 2000th live concert. One starstruck lad stood in front of the stage, waiting patiently for a second encore. Some say the boy waited there for an entire [...]