(TEXT: In light of recent surveys and statistics, the practice of “Drinking and Driving” has been determined to be not nearly as dangerous or stupid as was previously thought. And the current administration has deemed that drinking and driving is now legal. (Our lawyers insist that we state that none of this is not true [...]

I feel that its necessary that I point out that I am immortal. That’s right, I live in the annals of history with the few people known as ‘those who cannot die’ on a side note, I would like to die. But I can’t. I have tried, stabbing, shooting, poison, maiming, decaptiation, neurosurgery, and several [...]