As several of my ex-girlfriends that remain alive will be able to tell you… There’s a right way and a wrong way to do everything. More particularly, there is a right and wrong way to Break up with someone. I think we’ve all been in that situation where a relationship has lapsed or reached its [...]

This article is written for Sikkitten : 10 Interesting and Disconcerting Facts, about the Author of Crotchmail.com Fact #1: I once lived for 7 months off only Shrimp Flavored Ramen Noodles, except for one time about 3 months in, where I cooked a frozen pizza in a home fireplace, it burned… I still ate it. [...]

[13:30] WeaselBringer: can I get my PHD in Jive? [13:31] JonK: yes [13:31] JonK: go to sucka academy [13:31] WeaselBringer: Does it become a muthafucking doctorate, or am I just “Straight slidin’ pro and shit” [13:32] JonK: its complicated [13:32] JonK: with a phd in jive [13:32] JonK: you are allowed to say “the muthafuckin [...]