“PacMan Wants a Mistress” [Email PacMan] Age: 48 Home: PacCity, Illinois Eyes: Giant and Black Hair: None Weight: 300lbs Height: 4’00″ Marital Status: Widower Children: They’ve all gone off to maze college. Occupation: Retired Pellet eater and ghost chaser/chasee. Education: 4 Years of Maze college and All-state Track champion (83) Interests: I enjoy Buffets, eating [...]

[13:59] Brendan: my life is in danger… I need $23,000,000 in diamonds by 9:12pm tonight [14:00] WeaselBringer: I have 22,222,033 in diamonds, some in oil stocks, I’m about 200k short total, I had to kill 3 people, we may need to hide out after this [14:01] WeaselBringer: btw whats it all for [14:02] Brendan: in-n-out [...]

“MegaMan seeks MegaWoman” [Email MegaMan] Age: 27 Home: Robot City, Michigan Eyes: Sorta Blue or yellow Hair: Brown, but usually wears a helmet Weight: 167lbs Height: 4’10″ Marital Status: Single Children: None unless you count my Robot Dog. Occupation: Robotic hero designed to defeat Doctor Robotnik Wily, also a part time pastry chef. Education: Got [...]

[11:48] WeaselBringer: We can’t keep meeting like this, people are starting to suspect things [11:49] Kate: You shouldn’t even be talking to me right now. I told you not here. [11:49] WeaselBringer: Well you don’t leave me much choice [11:49] Kate: *sigh* [11:49] WeaselBringer: What’s next a message in a bottle? [11:50] Kate: I was [...]

Lyrics to DJ Webstar Chicken Noodle Soup featuring Young B Just When You Thought It Was Safe. (This infers Webstars inherent insecurity) We’re Back. (Not from WHERE, he’s referring to the void) Voice Of Harlem, (To represent the massed voice of a section of people brings to mind the Luther King “one voice” program) Kingdom, [...]