All the problems of a mustachioed Italian plumber and his plucky brother don’t amount to a hill of mushrooms in this mixed up crazy world. We’ve all watched Mario break countless bricks, collect billions of coins and generally roll around in the spotlight while Luigi cries and masturbates to 8-bit photos of Princess Peaches’ snatch [...]

Often people ask for advice or look for it in the most unlikely of places. But have you ever noticed that good advice is often overlooked due to its cliche nature? Not putting all your eggs in one basket when metaphorically turned to real world examples (Where “Eggs” are mistresses and whores and “One Basket” [...]