Now the Twist Here is that some of them I’m making up and Some of them I’m NOT. I’m not going to say which ones are which, because before you know it some people will be sending me examples of how I’m wrong (or right) and I’m already ashamed enough of the human race. D [...]

No really fuck it. The Kindle is Amazon’s little ugly bastard child of an E-book reader. Its like when you’re visiting your family and you’re all having a good time and your cousin from the “deep south” shows up with plastered with his cousin and starts fucking up the place. Everyone just sort goes into [...]

Recently I published an article called “People You Meet at the Bar” and there was such a positive response, I’ve decided to follow up with More people you meet at the bar. Guess which one you are. Bar Whore Age: Usually 21-27 Blood Alcohol Level: Wowza Annoying Factor: 9 The Bar whore is usually a [...]

Time and time again I read about the objectification of women in Video games. How real women don’t actually have quadruple D breasts and the ability to backflip through the air in a miniskirt while slaughtering thousands. Well you know what, I don’t CARE. Jesus Christ people, ease up a bit will you? From the [...]

My friends, I have a confession. I love boobs. Tits, fun-bags, TaTa’s. I love the shape, the feel the texture. I love them big and small, from the tiniest mosquito bites to the worlds most gigantic Big boppers.  My love of Sweater Puppets didn’t spring up overnight, No-siree bob. It took a lifetime of staring [...]