That’s not to say there isn’t a huge surplus of stupid video game plots, some of them are so generic I can apply them to dozens of games simultaneously. So we’ll start with the general plots. 1. In Space, with Aliens. As Halo, Space Siege, Starcraft, and about a billion other games will tell you. [...]

So here’s a little insight, into how my brain works. I’m standing in line at the coffee shop, the clerk looks bored and slightly put out. It occurs to me that he’s not happy and probably doesn’t like his job. But then I think, well its a coffee shop, it’s not shoveling snow or anything. [...]