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Collaborative Story

If you can see this, your browser doesn’t understand IFRAME. However, we’ll still link you to the file. The Unreal Universe A Book on Physics and Philosophy “For thinking laymen.”

State Superiority

3:03:48 PM sikkitten: so how are you? 3:03:58 PM sikkitten: anything new and exciting in the land of CA? 3:05:38 PM weaselbringer: oh yeah, they just implemented free college and a hummer h2 to every citizen, one time only, for california residents 3:05:41 PM weaselbringer: so we’re pretty well off 3:06:07 PM weaselbringer: I’m sure [...]

Best Divorce Letter Ever…

Dear Connie, I know the counselor said we shouldn’t contact each other during our “cooling off” period, but I couldn’t wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I’d never talk to you again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to [...]

Unlikely Disney Sequels

This is an OLD entry from the origins of CrotchMail (formerly Devil’s Newsletter) Some of these sequel numbers have actually come to exist, so take the accuracy with a grain of salt. Although I bet you’ll find a whole bunch of movies that either you’ve never heard of, or had no idea Disney made/produced. So [...]

Bah-Cah-Rahdee: A story in Rhyme

It was a numbing night on friday late, and everything was quiet, Brant and Jay were there, the tone was violent, and oblivious of our fate. We had a fifth of justice, a shit-dark brown, Bah-Cah-Rahdee, the God of war, War and hangovers, that whore, Brant was waving it like a scepter for his crown. [...]