Which Skills from the following list best match your abilities? Pointless Filing Sweeping Sucking golf balls through garden hose Inverting Worshipping John Stewart Licking Concrete Flipping Burgers Playing "BurgerTime" for NES Time Travel Transubstantiation Reverse Engineering Pharmaceuticals Helping People Helping People Die Marching in Formation Voting on Bills Fantasizing About Snape Raping Harry Potter Enabling [...]

Jesus Monkey Flavored Christ I woke up today with a hangover that gave me super powers. Power that allow me to feel pain and misery unlike any person before. Like Daredevil, I could hear the slightest whisper of every sound. I could hear my skin sliding across the soft material of the pillow as I [...]

You’re probably wondering why I’ve banana. See? That doesn’t make sense, the key to good nonsense is for it to ALMOST look like it makes sense. Let me give you an example: Jill went to the moon, and brought back ketchup filled with satan’s hair. This caused the flux-capacitor to engage in marriage to most [...]

I dug through “PixelGirl Presents” to find these, my favorite three iphone wallpapers, you can tell me which one you like best Click each photo to see full-size

There is a man standing at a desk, with his hands pushed flat and hard against the mahogany wood. His gaze is steely and his lips are drawn into a tight line. “Allright guys, here’s the plot to Duke Nukem Forever” “Finally!” The coder from 3dRealms thinks to himself. They’ve been preparing and tweaking and [...]