Greetings filthy masses, this is Edmunton Rofflebottom the 3rd Esquire. I have been instructed by my famous psychiatrist to write about my feelings about being rich. Why, it’s spectacular my dear boy. I assume boy because ladies shouldn’t not cross the steps of sitting room, the board room, or the internet, should it eventually have [...]

Crotchmail is mainly one person… me. But I play a lot of video games when I’m not generating oodles of hilarious and I’ve blown through a lot of disappointing games in the last few years. Mostly because no one I know has played them but they sounded interesting and like they might have Promise. If [...]

WeaselBringer lol Isn’t that what the chloroform is for? I just had a lightbulb Chloroform flavored tequila…. Striker hmm.. interesting, but I think you actually have it backwards tequila flavored chloroform.. no one would drink tequila if it smells like chloroform so you would loose out on both the drunk and the drugged benefits however, [...]

When I was about 15 or 16 I went to a school dance in Cloverdale. Cloverdale has a population of about 3000 (or it did at the time) and was the very definition of “Podunk”. I had been invited there by a girl named Stephanie, who I was fairly certain was going to let me [...]

So M. “Fail” Shmylanalanan has eeked out his final works. It lays like a half aborted 150 million dollar fetus upon the steps of a post-apocalyptic hollywood, as this may herald the death of cinema. In case you can’t tell, this movie isn’t just bad, it’s like an A list director got lots of money [...]

My good friend God “The Lord” Stockton is apparently spawning a child, I think his wife is involved as well, but to be honest I don’t like to pry into the mysteries of nature, there are traps, like in the temple of doom. Since I heard the news the question came up, what’s the name? [...]

Special thanks to Sean “SicSemper” Beering My love for you is geometrically greater than my love for math My love for you is mainly derived from the essence of domesticated pets My heart fills with fluid causing a seizure every time you are near You make me as Rational as Pi You corrupt my logic [...]