WeaselBringer lol Isn’t that what the chloroform is for? I just had a lightbulb Chloroform flavored tequila…. Striker hmm.. interesting, but I think you actually have it backwards tequila flavored chloroform.. no one would drink tequila if it smells like chloroform so you would loose out on both the drunk and the drugged benefits however, [...]

12:02:50 PM sikkitten: howdie 12:03:05 PM weaselbringer: what! stop judging me!! 12:03:15 PM weaselbringer: oh sorry I thought you were the instant message that haunts my nightmares 12:03:18 PM sikkitten: haha 12:03:20 PM weaselbringer: you’re just a regular IM 12:03:29 PM sikkitten: I was judging you though 12:03:55 PM weaselbringer: well that’s fine because you [...]

2:56:57 PM sikkitten: how’s life in the cool state? 2:57:18 PM weaselbringer: pretty amazing, they changed all the air in california to cherry flavored 2:57:33 PM weaselbringer: and now when you crash your car they give you a jet and a handjob 2:59:48 PM sikkitten: That does sound nice 2:59:52 PM sikkitten: but I don’t [...]

10:37:04 AM Cliff: So you diggin the MW2 action? 11:30:47 AM weaselbringer: it’s pretty fricking rad 11:30:58 AM weaselbringer: doubt I’ll play it multiplayer 11:31:09 AM weaselbringer: but i’ll probably do the SP campaign twice 11:47:22 AM Cliff: Yeah, I’m hooked. The whole attack on america thing is pretty wild. Not that I’m proud that [...]

3:03:48 PM sikkitten: so how are you? 3:03:58 PM sikkitten: anything new and exciting in the land of CA? 3:05:38 PM weaselbringer: oh yeah, they just implemented free college and a hummer h2 to every citizen, one time only, for california residents 3:05:41 PM weaselbringer: so we’re pretty well off 3:06:07 PM weaselbringer: I’m sure [...]

[13:59] Brendan: my life is in danger… I need $23,000,000 in diamonds by 9:12pm tonight [14:00] WeaselBringer: I have 22,222,033 in diamonds, some in oil stocks, I’m about 200k short total, I had to kill 3 people, we may need to hide out after this [14:01] WeaselBringer: btw whats it all for [14:02] Brendan: in-n-out [...]

[11:48] WeaselBringer: We can’t keep meeting like this, people are starting to suspect things [11:49] Kate: You shouldn’t even be talking to me right now. I told you not here. [11:49] WeaselBringer: Well you don’t leave me much choice [11:49] Kate: *sigh* [11:49] WeaselBringer: What’s next a message in a bottle? [11:50] Kate: I was [...]