[13:30] WeaselBringer: can I get my PHD in Jive? [13:31] JonK: yes [13:31] JonK: go to sucka academy [13:31] WeaselBringer: Does it become a muthafucking doctorate, or am I just “Straight slidin’ pro and shit” [13:32] JonK: its complicated [13:32] JonK: with a phd in jive [13:32] JonK: you are allowed to say “the muthafuckin [...]

[13:06] fritofiend: ok [13:06] fritofiend: how do you get a girl to do anal [13:06] fritofiend: and i dont mean forcing her hand in my ass [13:06] WeaselBringer: hit her in the head with a brick, is the short answer [13:06] fritofiend: lol [13:07] WeaselBringer: but if you’re romantic, you can paint a nice message [...]

[10:14] WeaselBringer: thats right…. NON portable ninjas [10:14] WeaselBringer: stationary ninjas? [10:14] Rachel Rei: haha [10:15] Rachel Rei: you can write on them? [10:15] Rachel Rei: send them as thank-you cards? [10:16] WeaselBringer: yeah maybe thats deceptive wording [10:16] WeaselBringer: in-ground ninjas? [10:16] WeaselBringer: immovable, scarecrow ninjas? [10:16] Rachel Rei: hehe [10:19] WeaselBringer: I should [...]