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Make a Bathroom Break Last Forever

In some of my more slacker days, I’ve worked a lot of corporate/office jobs. And as any good cubicle veteran can tell you; The bathroom is your friend. I’m going to explain how to make a...

Disillusionment

There are many things lately that I’ve become disillusioned with: Games: Gran Turismo 5 Mass Effect 2 Red Dead...

How I Learned to Stop Hating the French

(Or How I conquered Racism, all by myself) Dear Readers, Far be it from me to take time on a simple blog to explain my own convoluted ideas, or preconceptions. But one thing I’ve always hated, as...

A lot of people probably say they fall in love with strippers. After all, any single guy wandering into the smoky den of the strippers gets undue attention, surrounded by beautiful women and treated...

New Book Release (CrotchMail: The Reckon...

About the author: Adam Aragon is the uncouth and deranged author of CrotchMail.com and several other blogs, websites, and tv and theatre projects. He hails from Sonoma County and he really likes...

Lemur Gun Inside a Baby

12:02:50 PM sikkitten: howdie 12:03:05 PM weaselbringer: what! stop judging me!! 12:03:15 PM weaselbringer: oh sorry I thought you were the instant message that haunts my nightmares 12:03:18 PM...

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