CrotchMail.com - Part 20

Hello, I’m a Driving Asshole!

SUP YALL? I GOTS BRAIN PROBLEMS YO. Sup yall? I’m a driving asshole! You may have heard of me, or better yet heard me driving through your neighborhood at 3:32 AM, blasting my rap / hip hop...

Brigg’s Underwater Adventure

The year was 1985, and Journey were the undisputed champions of rock ‘n roll. Briggs’ Rock Career was reaching it’s peak and he had just finished palying his 2000th live concert. ...

You Knowing You(rself): A Sexual Self Assessment for the Hot Woman You are at a very important time in your life when, like a flower made of skin, your vagina comes into bloom. It opens its petals up...

Cliche Translations

-digging a hole for yourself Pre-Gravedigger saying -bit off more than you could chew Warning before teeth were invented -cut off your nose to spite your face A common medieval practice...

Funny Pic of the Day

I’ve been this scary, are you frightened of me?

Internet Passion “2″

[16:41] nicole_953: Hello, I was looking at yahoo personals, i noticed your ad, anyways, yahoo thinks you are my top match. [16:41] nicole_953: wanna see my picture and profile? [16:42]...

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