Special thanks to Sean “SicSemper” Beering My love for you is geometrically greater than my love for math My love for you is mainly derived from the essence of domesticated pets My heart fills with fluid causing a seizure every time you are near You make me as Rational as Pi You corrupt my logic [...]

(Or How I conquered Racism, all by myself) Dear Readers, Far be it from me to take time on a simple blog to explain my own convoluted ideas, or preconceptions. But one thing I’ve always hated, as a vague patriot of our unsettled country , is the French. I don’t know where my hatred of [...]

A lot of people probably say they fall in love with strippers. After all, any single guy wandering into the smoky den of the strippers gets undue attention, surrounded by beautiful women and treated probably nicer than any girl has ever treated them. But I don’t fall for them, I realize their amazing and random [...]